My life as a former fat kid... I don't know where to begin.
I started this blog with the intention of just spreading the story of one kid who managed to take it off, along with the goofy shenanigans that happened while this was playing out.
I was born one chubby ass kid. No denying it, because thats how it was. Of course I didn't notice that I was really fat until about 6th grade, I'm not really sure how it happened but I looked down at my stomach one day and said wow, I am bigger than most of the other kids. I happened to be wearing a really tight black shirt at the time and from then on was concerned about how I looked to the other kids, though most kids in elementary school didn't really notice, but middle school is when people start to judge. I'm not saying this out of hate towards the kids, I'm just saying this to eventually add some hilarity to the story, no one wants to sit and read blocks of text.
In middle school I moved to a new district filled with kids I have never seen before, and to become well known with everyone and well liked I did a little dance. We called it the Milkshake dance, in this dance I would awkwardly move around and jiggle my manly boobs, giving me instant fame as the funny person of the class, even teachers would line up to see my dance, and this kind of motivated me to start to lose weight, when even adults are laughing at you, you figure it's time for a change... and so it began.
